if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.
I see the “The Hunger Games is a ripoff of Battle Royale” discourse is trending again.
Anonymous asked:
How are you feeling?
matrixonvhsanddvd answered:
I won’t play your psychological games
Underrated sibling experience is having one in-joke that is extremely unfunny and makes your parents look at you weird when they catch you laughing your asses off about it without the context of how you organically arrived at it.
punches you but my hand is coated in ibuprofen dust so it immediately cancels out and doesnt hurt
